Police Theft

[whiskeryron]

A police station in Leeds was broken into & all the toilet equipment stolen.
So far the police have nothing to go on.

[Jackdaw33]

That joke is even older than you.

[vulcan42]

No doubt when the toilet was stolen it would have left a hole, I assume the police are looking into it.

[marval]

The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.

[whiskeryron]

Natch to both

[zebo]

Notice in the butchers 'Mothers, please do not sit your child on the bacon slicer as unfortunately we are getting behind with our orders'.

Young ones, google bacon slicer!

[EDDIE51]

Someone has cut a hole in the wall of the local nudist camp, police are looking into it!
If you want old jokes I can oblige !

[1ozzy]

So not even a paper trail Ron?

[1ozzy]

If the coppers were a tad intuitive.

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