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whiskeryron | 21:56 Sat 21st Jan 2017 | Jokes
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A police station in Leeds was broken into & all the toilet equipment stolen.
So far the police have nothing to go on.
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Avatar Image Jackdaw33
That joke is even older than you.
21:58 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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No doubt when the toilet was stolen it would have left a hole, I assume the police are looking into it.
21:58 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.
22:00 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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Natch to both
22:00 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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Notice in the butchers 'Mothers, please do not sit your child on the bacon slicer as unfortunately we are getting behind with our orders'.

Young ones, google bacon slicer!
22:43 Sat 21st Jan 2017
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Someone has cut a hole in the wall of the local nudist camp, police are looking into it!
If you want old jokes I can oblige !
08:00 Sun 22nd Jan 2017
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So not even a paper trail Ron?
08:04 Sun 22nd Jan 2017
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If the coppers were a tad intuitive.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/113/0/11489665/il_340x270.865968424_ib7a.jpg
08:28 Sun 22nd Jan 2017

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