Share your holiday horror stories, something you witnessed that made your jaw drop or something you overheard.
I'm sure I can do better than this but it sticks in my mind. I was lying by the pool near another woman, she was approached by a young child about 3 I would guess. The child was with one of the hotel nannies, the child excitedly ran up to the woman and was dismissed with the comment 'Not now darling, it's Mummy's day off'. She then told the nanny to take her child away and not to disturb her again.
lol your just reminded me of a swim in death valley in USA where the whole pool went quite when this really large man disrobed and appeared to be wearing nothing at all, but when he turned around we could see he was wearing a pair of white budgie smugglers!! There was an audible sigh within the pool!!