Crosswords2 mins ago
Public Toilet
I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?"
I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."
Then the voice asked, "So what are you up to?"
I replied, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here."
Then the voice asked, "Can I come over?"
Annoyed, I said, "Actually, I'm a little busy right now."
The voice then said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door who keeps answering all my questions."
I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."
Then the voice asked, "So what are you up to?"
I replied, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here."
Then the voice asked, "Can I come over?"
Annoyed, I said, "Actually, I'm a little busy right now."
The voice then said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door who keeps answering all my questions."