Misunderstanding

[marval]

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.

It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.

Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The ushers started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

[Patsy33]

Lol!!

[Chipchopper]

I'll never get over psalm people

[marval]

She just wanted to hear hymn better.

[Chipchopper]

He should alter his volume

[-SharonA-]

Lol!! Luv it.

[sunny-dave]

That's pastor joke ...

[Chipchopper]

A local reporter reached for his phone and said "hold the font page!"

[Hopkirk]

[aelmpvw]

at least the vicar didn't faint when she came forward with the baby ...

[Shaglene]

And the pastor said, "Pew."

[Bazile]

Before she reached the pastor , the groom was heard saying to his bride -

'Believe me darling , she never told me she was pregnant'