Confucius Say............

[Shaglene]

Confucius Say...
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say...
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say...
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy

Confucius Say...
Sex is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.

Confucius Say...
Viagra just like Disneyland ...
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say...
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say...
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don't get it

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius say Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secrets, has no more secrets.

[Chipchopper]

Confucius Say...
Women who cook meat and peas in same pot..... very unhygienic

[DTCwordfan]

here's a very American one....


Confucius Say Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius sat "Better to be deprived of food for three days, than Builder's tea for one."

[Voltage]

Confucius say
Man with hole in pocket ..feel cocky all day!

[DTCwordfan]

Man who live in glass house should have sex in basement

[Voltage]

Lol

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius say 'Volty work for Genital Electric'

[Voltage]

Just call me sparky lol

[Patsy33]

Confucious say.....
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

[maggiebee]

Confucious say.....

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius news - Chinese police arrested two men yesterday, one called Tony was drinking battery acid and shouting SAAAAB ,the other called Volty-Sparky was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

[DTCwordfan]

Confucious say.....

Man with two holes in pocket feel cocky all day. Whatta loadofballs....

[Chipchopper]

Confucyus Say.....
Man with hole in pocket......No forget to buy plum sauce

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius Say.....
Man with hole in pocket......No forget to buy Condomiment

[Patsy33]

Confucius say...
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

[Prudie]

Confucius Say.....
Man with many holes in pocket - tends to tell same joke repeatedly

[DTCwordfan]

Confucius Say.....
Man with many holes in pocket - eventually goes deaf.

[Chipchopper]

Confucius say....man must see head monk for blest answer

[Canary42]

Confucius say "My sayings bring out the worst in the people's jokes"