I have a lame joke, if that might help Sam...? It's a bit rude though, in case anyone's kids are reading...
A woman is walking past a pet shop and sees a sign in the window "Clit-licking frog for sale - Enquire within". She goes in and asks the man behind the counter "I'm interested in the clit-licking frog" and the man says "Bonjour Madame!"