Confusions..............

[Shaglene]

At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

In the word scent, is "S" silent or "C"?

If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be...congress?

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

How come Noses run and Feet smell?

Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

[Chipchopper]

Some good ones there

[janzman]

How can you get any more seedless grapes

Before golf balls were invented how were hailstones measured

The guy who invented the drawing board, what did he go back to before getting it right

Why is there only one monopolies commission

How does the guy who drives the council snow plough get to work

[Patsy33]

Very good..

[zebo]

How did we describe deceptively large rooms before Dr Who's Tardis?

I've heard the explanation to the fridge question but can't remember it, to do with advertising I believe.

I still smile at the prayer, 'to doctors and nurses grant skill, sympathy and patience', sixty years after hearing it in school assembly.