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Following on from saxo-boi post. When you were young and went to house parties what is the worst thing someone has done where you've thought 'How are they gonna explain that to their parents' ? One I went to someone killed the fish by being sick in the tank and the quinea pig got drunk. And another someone (not me honest) got a broom and found some old bright blue paint in the garage and painted the outside of their lovely little farmhouse.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I went to a party,we were all in the garden absolutely hammered.I went inside to get another drink and someone slid the patio doors shut.Not realising I went to walk back out the garden,hit them with a thud,I fall back in the room..... and the entire patio doors fell out and smashed into a million pieces on the patio!!
sam, a mate of mine woke after a very heavy drinking session to find his flatmates laughing at him. They said they shaved his eyebrows off. He went crazy and ran to bathroom to find a mirror. It had been hidden so he went round every room in the flat looking for a mirror to see the damage theyd caused.
He never once thought to put his hands to his eyebrows or he'd had discovered they hadnt cut them off at all
He never once thought to put his hands to his eyebrows or he'd had discovered they hadnt cut them off at all
Very p1ssed red. And very p1ssed off as well!
I might as well add that in my teens I was also responsible for taking the garage door off it's hinges at a mate's party, whilst a friend started up a chainsaw just as the postman appeared up the drive.
I've also been at a party where someone told me that the host's mother was turning up for an insepction, and I ran round the house trying to find him, before seeing him sat on a bed with his back to me. I was running through the door shouting "F**k. Your f***ing b***h of a mother is turning up", only to find out he was actually chatting to her just out of my eyeline. I wasn't popular!
I might as well add that in my teens I was also responsible for taking the garage door off it's hinges at a mate's party, whilst a friend started up a chainsaw just as the postman appeared up the drive.
I've also been at a party where someone told me that the host's mother was turning up for an insepction, and I ran round the house trying to find him, before seeing him sat on a bed with his back to me. I was running through the door shouting "F**k. Your f***ing b***h of a mother is turning up", only to find out he was actually chatting to her just out of my eyeline. I wasn't popular!
I'm fine thanks 4getmenot. Got back from work and told the fella the story about the beefburger. He was very amused. It's a classic. My friend told me about when she was at her boyfriends once and she came downstairs to find his mates laughing their heads off. They had got a massive bag of popcorn and put a piece around the edge of everything in the front room and I mean everything. The fireplace, bookcase, tv, coffee table, stereo, etc - everything. The things we get up to eh?!
I was at a party about 12 years ago and some evil ******* put the neighbours cat in the microwave on full for about a minute. Needless to say the poor creature wasn't in the best of moods when i rescued it and attacked me and anyone else in the vicinity. It actually lived for about five years after that..