Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club here at Queenies Quay.

No Rahul this week he’s been sent for further training. So we have hired butlers and waitresses in the semi buff. It was all that was available at such short notice.

We’ve installed an aerial assault course in the forest - it’s been tested and the monkey bars and flying fox are superb! Great rush of adrenaline. I did need a bit of persuading to go over the logs though! Bungee in the east tower is still waiting for it’s first jumper.

This week’s Tailcock is the Hilarious Joiner...perfect if you have a screw loose or think you have the ability to put up that shelve! It’s very mild but there’s an afterkick of strength - watch out for splinters.

We’ve got a buffet on this evening so you’ve got sausage rolls, mini sausages, sandwiches (ham, ham/cheese usual sarnie fillers) mini scotch eggs etc. The usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley triple chocolate mouse. So on you go stuff your selves silly.

We’ve got a Dj in this case evening the drummer of the Tone Deafs has broken his hands.

For the Rofl I have
iPhone 7 Plus working screen smashed
1 iPhone 7 Plus case personalised
Pile of used Avon books
Selection of pink cushions, heart shaped
Today’s Daily Record paper, read, supplements missing.


Carriages at Midnight.

[Theland]

Fresh four months ago

[queenofmean]

I can assure you they were made this morning...

Anyways...

I’m going to have a dance before I go chill for a spell.

[Maydup]

I havent been to MOFC since I used to sneak in underage! Carriages would try to summond us at midnight but I would prefer to take my chance and share a broomstick. I've dropped off a left handed tin opener for the rofl and a used pizza gift card. Congratulations on the Hilarious Joiner, its slipping down like a piece of sawn pine should.

[tonyav]

Would you like a sawdust mixer with that, Maydup.
Ohhh a left handed tin opener, hope I win that seeing has I've sprained my right thumb fixing my Stanley Steamer earlier.

[queenofmean]

Hello Maydup... Brooms, bergs all is welcome here.

I won’t tell...;) glad you are enjoying the hilarious joiner.

[Maydup]

If there's a hardwood mixer going I'd love one Tony, the splinters give this drink a real kick. Left or right footed kick it'll getcha either way.

[Theland]

Drinks slow tonight!

[queenofmean]

They do don’t they...I wasn’t sure about them.

[tonyav]

If there's a hardwood mixer going I'd love one Tony,

No problem, Maydup. I have a lovely bit of mahogany here, I'll get my sander from the shed.

[Maydup]

Mind how you go, you don't really want to be struggling to the shed in those shoes Tony.

[queenofmean]

Shall we do the Rofl..

I’m struggling to stay awake...these lows are so draining.

Winning Number is Puce

Winning colours are
64
7
21
82
33

[tonyav]

I'll be fine, Maydup. I've got to get used to these heels.

Yay I've won the left handed tin opener.