Gardening Obsession

[Patsy33]

My partner has threatened to move out. Said I'm obsessed with gardening. I said, "Don't beat about the bush, is this a plot to get rid of me,?"

[Patsy33]

To be honest, I think he's gone to pot...

[retrocop]

Tell your little petal he is a weed and a narcissus.Life is not always a bed of roses.Uproot him and sow your wild oats elsewhere.

[retrocop]

Odd that dogs can be trained to stop chasing sheep etc but can you train a cat to stop chasing and wantonly killing birds for the hell of it.?
How come any dog I have owned has never snagged his collar or 'accidentally' lost it?

[retrocop]

Sorry. Wrong thread. duh. :-)

[Patsy33]

I'm going through a rough patch, I thought, as I was cutting the grass...

[Hopkirk]

Maybe you should do a runner

[aelmpvw]

have you considered turning over a new leaf?

[DTCwordfan]

this thread needs some weeding out already....

[Patsy33]

I think I'm throwing in the trowel...

[retrocop]

Well you have sown the seed of discontent. :-(

[Patsy33]

We used to have such a budding relationship..

[Hopkirk]

He didn't realise what you meant when you said you were taking up fencing.

[Togo]

Just don't "hedge" your bets on this relationship blossoming.

[Togo]

Ta. Patio33. (^_*)

[Patsy33]

I rooted out what I thought was the best! :-)