Why my man thinks hes' a man...

[Champagne]

1. OPENING JARS - I'm struggling. This is where he comes to the rescue.

2. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And all his mates cheer him. It doesn't mean he's popular, it just means his mates are pi$$ed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.

3. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table and 'sculling' two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out whilst I'm still sitting there with a full glass of wine. He's hard.

4. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - Especially every day to make him doubley-hard.

5. HE'S GOT A SCAR ON HIS FACE FROM A FIGHT

[steviep165]

all kneel before our new king!!!!

[China Doll]

He's certainly championing your cause!

[natalie_1982]

SG, I am completely serious!

[natalie_1982]

Anyhow, you still don't have boobs.

[China Doll]

That's true Nat... most men are at the mercy of a good set of boobs ;0)

[natalie_1982]

Most aren't worried if they are good or not. Copping a feel is usually enough for most ;-P

[China Doll]

Lets not forget random bum pinching in pubs and clubs... always a good way of letting a girl know you're interested eh? ;0)

[natalie_1982]

Ooooh, yes. That just does it for me.

Why on earth would I want a nice guy to try and strike up and conversation when if he just pinched my arris I would immediately leap into bed with them? I wish it would happen more often...... *sigh*

Even better than that is "OI OOOOIIIIIIII" from a building site. at the moment they are digging the road outside my office and when we go out to lunch they wolf whistle down their walkie-talkies from one end of the road to the other, so you're left with a redfaced labourer whining "It wasn't me - it was my mates on the walkie talkie".

Attractive.

[China Doll]

Ah, wolf whistling... a personal favourite... nothing else quite says 'I want you'

Also, 'cheer up love, it might never happen' is a great coversation starter... And 'I just bumped in to you so it already did happen' is not considered a polite response I find...

[cascarelli]

Ah, but you'd complain if we ignored you

[China Doll]

I definately would... getting my a55 pinched is always the highlight of my month ;0)

Aww... but we're getting on to men bashing now and that's too easy... Have any of the other blokes got a lovely list about what makes women women like the one Champers did at the start?

[cascarelli]

Hmm, not sure if youre being sarcastic about the pinching.....best if i leave it huh

[China Doll]

Cas... just being sarky.... the highlight of my month is obviously the wolf whistling ;0)

[cascarelli]

Right, ok.......pulls his hand back quickly

[mccfluff]

oh my fave is when your in a crowded pub/bar and you need to get past a guy and he won't give you enough room so you have to squeeze past

[China Doll]

A cyber bum pinch? Fantastic!!

Fluffy... I like the squeezing past thing actually ;0)

[mccfluff]

well if they're fit, ob you can have a bit of fun but when they are butt ugly munters, that gets me

[China Doll]

Ah... but that's discrimatory Fluffykins.... human rights and all

[mccfluff]

i know sue me, has time stopped this afternoon?

[crilly2k]

Well written champagne very very good, at least i know i'm not alone and there is other great men like me out there