Deathbed Will
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by.
Then he spoke:
"Bill, you take the Crescent road houses."
"Mary, you take the offices in the City centre."
"Debra, the apartments over the High street are all yours."
"To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown."
The nurse was really impressed. She said, "Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you."
And the wife responded, "What property? ... the old *** had a paper round !"