Bare Faced Cheek?

[dannyk13]

What do you think?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9867135/Bands-merry-men-walking-NAKED-Sherwood-Forest-startle-buttoned-visitors.html?ito=push-notification&ci=h3OdF1fdPW&si=34683987&ai=9867135

[Chipchopper]

Robin Hood to Little John: " You can't get the staff these days"

[jno]

///In one incident last month, a lone female cyclist was flashed by a man hiding in the bushes.

Her husband has now launched a petition for the authorities to get tough on the nudists, sometimes said to roam around the forest 'in groups of up to 12 men'.

He wrote online: 'My wife used to regularly jog around the forest, but stopped when she came across this group of men.///

not sure I follow that. She jogs on a bike? And how does a naturist "flash" anyone? (Should you be surprised to see wood in a forest?)

If the RSPB is okay with it, then I don't see the problem. You can go to the police if you feel "harassed, alarmed or distressed"; if all you see is people without clothes, then you can look the other way till the vision passes.

[tamborine]

keep your hat on

https://streamable.com/f1zn6e

[gulliver1]

Wonder where,...... they are wearing their masks ?

[Peter Pedant]

nude rude walkers convulsing AB I see

[Barmaid]

Well far worse was encouraged in the days of Robin Hood and his girlfriend, Trudy Glen.

(I'll get me coat).

[jno]

tch, now who's being cheeky?

[Peter Pedant]

I want to exhibit ( the phrase ) "turn the other cheek"
I wonder if any of the Naturists are christian naturists....

[Dagman]

Many years ago a friend was spending time in Kielder forest in a log cabin, his wife heard howling in the night so woke him, he cautiously went outside to see a woman scantily clad as Little red riding hood running past being chased by about ten guys dresses as wolves. Must have been erm.. hungry!

[Mozz71]

Ken- //No they're not Naomi. But neither are they in the fruit 'n' veg aisle at Tesco//

Meat and two veg aisle seems more appropriate mate.

[Unclebuck01]

Thank you so much for your help DannyK13.

[Peter Pedant]

am I overthin king this ?
how can you flash if you are wearing nothing?

the phrase was - behind a bush, and I was shocked, shocked !

[Canary42]

Not so much Robin Hood, more Cock Robin.

[William51]

I see nothing wrong with nudists walking in the forest, but it should be confined to a restricted area.