Quickies

[Rondy]

Did you hear about the stupid husband who had eight vasectomies? He had to because his wife kept getting pregnant.
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A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and had to let loose a big noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper"?
The lady looked at him and said "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."
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[Sqad]

LOL particularly the second one.

[AuntPG]

These jokes go over my head (must be the French Canadian in me) lol!