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I met people with a similar sense of direction (or lack of it) when working on the railways, Barmaid.
Once, when working at Ipswich station, a lady asked me when the next train to Colchester was. Upon being told, she followed up with "Have I come the best way round?".
In order to be able to answer her question, I asked where she'd started out from. Upon being told that she'd come from Farnham, I pointed out that she must have come through Colchester to get to Ipswich. However she was totally adamant that she hadn't.
When I asked her about her route, she said "Well, the only time that I've been to Colchester before, I started out from Birmingham. So I got trains from Farnham to Birmingham first, so that I could start from there again"!