Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My inflatable house got a puncture last night.

Now I'm living in a flat.

[DTCwordfan]

well you have blown it this time.....aren't you tyred of producing such run-down material?

[murraymints]

snigger

[mallyh]

oh dear this joke has left me depressed x

[emmie]

it's left me flat as a pancake,

[mallyh]

you could always stay at an airbnb x

[piggynose]

you must feel deflated!

[emmie]

i always thought you lived in a bouncy castle,

[Spicerack]

Wish I had a flat. I've got jack.

[Ken4155]

Does it mean your rent's been lowered?

[Chipchopper]

Wow, what a letdown

[William51]

That punctured your plans.

[Bazile]

I think some dastardly person put a nail in it.

I suggest contacting the PSI (CSI) team to investigate this crime

[Hopkirk]

I'll have baked beans for lunch

[Arksided]

Snob.

[Hopkirk]

Beans too posh for you Army?

[Hopkirk]

Arky!

[Arksided]

Yes, they are. I’ve heard people have them on toast, how posh are they.