Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I asked the librarian where I would find books about engine lubricants.

She said they are in the non friction section.

[ZebuSanctuary]

... Oil in a day's work.

[Spicerack]

Did you say 'Oil change these books, if I may'?

[Bazile]

So you were the one tinkering with that noisy engine on the desk in the library

[davebro]

dip stick!

[Bazile]

What time did you get to the library ?.

10W30 ?

[ZebuSanctuary]

Big places libraries. Did you manage to find your bearings?

[davebro]

were they on a Shellf

[Spicerack]

'You'll be needing the mobil library, sir'.

[zebo]

When asked to rate the library's service did you say 'Oil give it foive'?

[mallyh]

a very crude joke x

[Spicerack]

He's usually a barrel of laughs, mallyah.

[Chipchopper]

Oil be sorry to see an end to this

[Patsy33]

Slick..
They're bound to be a good read.