Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The fact that there's a highway to hell, and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic levels.

[1ozzy]

And I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

[Chipchopper]

Don't go knock knock knocking on heaven's door too soon

[dustypuss]

That joke was purgatory,

[Patsy33]

We're in a jam then..

[jno]

there's even a primrose path alternative for the first.