In Court

[Rondy]

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.
The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."

He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."

[William51]

Thank god, running a red light five hundred times really would be a punishment!.

[retrocop]

Better than 3 months detention.