Do You Need Anything?

[Patsy33]

Wife: I'm going shopping, do you need anything?

Husband: I'm looking for inner-peace and happiness, an answer to my doubts, a sense of fulfilment, a medium through which I can transcend consciousness and reach true spirituality, calmness and...

Wife: Be specific; Smirnoff or Absolut?

[drmorgans]

 

I had a Saturday job in a wine shop and one of the cashiers called it Sniff-Snoff. Well, it amused the 16-year-old me.

 

 

[Moorea7]

Husband:  Absolutely Absolut - I'm on a diet and losing two days a week 😃

[Chipchopper]

Huh, the only thing I managed to transcend is dental medication.