Have You Ever Been 'Affirmed' On A Train?

[Khandro]

https://archive.ph/skLI4

[douglas9401]

No.

Forgive me father for I have knocked you flush and continue to beat upon your person.

[sandyRoe]

Thankfully, no .

My parents were nominal Catholics so while I went to a faith based school I never took part in activities where priests with an interest in affirming younger would be about.

[Old_Geezer]

That was some affirmation !

[sandyRoe]

^ affirming younger boys

[pastafreak]

Eeuuww! 

[douglas9401]

Time for a campaign to revive words that seem to have been lost or at least mislaid.

Molester, there's one to start with. Sly, filthy pervert.

[Khandro]

Affirming is a surprisingly long ecclesiastical process, it took him over an hour to perform the ancient rite.

[douglas9401]

Suppose we should be grateful he stopped short of offering succour.

[pastafreak]

I call them slimebags.

When I was young and commuting into NYC, I'd meet my best friend and her bf on the train. I always had the aisle seat. Until the same creep wearing the same beige raincoat got on what was a very crowded train...and leaned on me. Every single morning. We switched seats around. 

[ynnafymmi]

...or before anointing the victim with"holy oil",Dougie....

[Peter Pedant]

Suppose we should be grateful he stopped short of offering succour.

Thr Roman church recognises 7 sacraments just like the Anglican, and afffirmation is not  one of them