What's the worst film you've ever seen?

[Backdrifter]

For me - Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.

A tedious, directionless load of ooh-aren't-we-weird-and-whacky tosh.

Closely followed by:

Pretty Woman
Mission Impossible 2
Crocodile Dundee 2
Practical Magic (not even being in love with Nicole Kidman could rescue it)
The Passenger
Little Voice

[dot.hawkes]

Training Day

[ermintrude35]

...Battlefield Earth - Travolta's darkest hour...

...Raising Arizona was so bad it set me off into labour,...

...Moulan Rouge , managed the first 10 mins, ditto Vanilla Sky, and the Batman.....

[jedimistress]

Wardminder, if you don't mind, I'd like to enhance your amazing Bond story.

How about this for your tale....if...before killing Bond in the horrendous way, he reveals his whole plot, escape plan and everything he has schemed. I think that would add great excitement to your unique and wonderful story.

[shineybomb]

Waiting to Exhale - Whitney Houston's first (and should have been last) movie was terrible.

Loser with Jason Biggs from American Pie - that was awful

I recently walked out of Cars because it was rubbish and much too long to keep a child entertained, let alone an adult.

Most of Tom Hanks's films bore me to tears.

[-Zorro-]

Batman & Robin with Arnie & Clooney....could not watch more than half an hour of it......shocking

[Backdrifter]

Zorro, of course! B & R was atrocious. And within that atrociousness, Alicia Silverstone managed to sink to further depths. Her fight scene near the end is one of the worst/funniest things I've ever seen on film.

[ermintrude35]

..oh yes Terminator 3...

[*ALFIE*]

Constantine - what the fcuk was that all about.......???

[BagPussAA]

Backdrifter.. Wolf Crekk is advertised as the 'Scariest Horror film of the year' and although it is supposed to be based on a true story it actually bares little resembelance ot the actual events. It cant do as they never caught the killer.

[Backdrifter]

There's a caption at the end of Wolf Creek alleging that the killer depicted in the film was tried but not convicted as there was no evidence. Bear in mind when films are "based on true events" that they're not usually aiming to be documentaries. It'd probably be better if they said "inspired by" true events, indeed some films do this. Films are sometimes both helped and hindered by their own publicity. It's ludicrous to call Wolf Creek a "horror" film. Calling something "the scariest film ever" is just going to absurdly raise people's expectations - Blair Witch had that tag line and while I liked the film (which has been nominated by some people in this thread!) it obviously isn't the scariest film.

[Backdrifter]

I've got another worst film to add - last night I watched most of Mission To Mars, and it shot straight into my list. What a load of embarrassing drivel. And one of the worst endings ever. I really like Gary Sinise as an actor but that ending made him look stupid and made me cringe.

Come to think of it, Armageddon was pretty bad too, that'd be in there as well.

[Trojon]

LOL Donnie Darko and Magnolia are my two alltime fave movies.