Don't you just feel sorry for these types who don't realise how silly they make themselves appear to others.
Wait until Valentine's day and send him an anonymous card full of romantic "management speak".
Alternatively, tell him his department is having a competition to see how many "management speak" words they can hear him say in one day.
And if this doesn't work, get everybody else around you to start copying him in a loud voice, i.e. . "I'm making it my mission to go to the toilet where I shall aim to achieve my daily deliverables in under 3 minutes. This will represent an improvement of 50% on last week's target".