reading

[scorpious123]

been working in reading town centre today whot a lovely place it is with all the different design of buildings i bet it is really exspensive to live there took me 3 hours to get there driving

[helliebobs]

****** I thought this was going to be about books and I got all excited for nothing :(

[funnygirl]

Did you see David Brent??!!

[Myriad2112]

You must be in another Reading - It's a dump!

[dove]

thats funny..... funny !

[whiffey]

Me too helliebobs.

Now scorpious, give yourself a real treat after wussy Reading, visit Croydon, which is near Kent.

[Myriad2112]

and then for Christmas you can go to Milton Keynes.

[whiffey]

then Basildon

[weeal]

then Scotyland the noooo

[scorpious123]

oh well i must of been working in the snoby part today lol

[Myriad2112]

The snobby part of Reading is Windsor.

[whiffey]

Scotty alert toot toot !!!!

Do not venture into Glasgee without protection, even the trains have reinforced windows and the drivers have armed guards north of Preston.

[helliebobs]

whiffey I love it when you mention my home town, makes me glow :)

[weeal]

lol whiffey you get a crackin welcome in Glasgow - unless youre a terrorist !

[Myriad2112]

I heard that at Glasgow Airport they steel the wheels off the planes when they fly low enough.

[haysi06]

Yep tis true what the whiffster says, its to keep the sassenachs oot ;) the noooooo LOL

[whiffey]

helliebobs are you from Basildon then ?

Awfully sorry :( Still, it could have been Pitsea.

[Louisa 69]

och aye the noo....whiffey less oh the cheek or it's a glesgae kiss for you lol

[helliebobs]

No, not Basildon whiffey :)

[gonzo00]

lol! when you move to glasgow ,you get a free sawn off shotgun!!!!!

[Myriad2112]

There are many theories about the bagpipes, otherwise known as the missing link between music and noise. Some say they were invented by a Scotsman who trod on his cat and liked the noise. Others claim that they are based on the noise made by a dying octopus. The truth is, however, that they were given to the Scots by the Irish as a joke -but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet!