council tax

[HomerSimpson]

Does anyone know where I've left my council tax payment card? I need it and can't find it.

[whiskygalore]

It'll be in the last place you look

[TheHitMaker]

Yes, it's just over there behind the whatnot.

[HomerSimpson]

Thanks, but still can't find it. I think it may be under the thingummyjig, but I don't know where that is either. Aw shucks.

[Hamish]

I would start looking for a pound coin, I hear that the tooth fairy is branching out and has given up on the old 'under the pillow' idea.

[LynneMcF]

I don't know, but when you have found it, will you help me look for my glasses?

[Kos]

Don't bother looking....your local council will be in touch within days of non-payment !!!!