Oooh good Qs puss...Here goes!
1. Blackpool, my mum-in-law is dead.
2. Car!
3. Shearing, for definite. I don't play with another lady's boobs unless she asks!
4. Curry, but it has to be a veg curry, made by me, as I don't like other curries!
5. Caravan...
6. Nope! Not long started driving, and only go from the supermarket to my front door in my trusty Metro! And I wouldn't anyway.
7. No. Or have I?!
8. No, I would be all decrepit and soggy.
9. Camo 3/4 length trews and a pink "Cherry Pop" tee.
10. Yes.
11. Cremated, what a waste of ground otherwise! Scatter my ashes at sea, please.
12. Nowhere-probably going to be moving :S
You, puss?
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