watchin jono ross

[Dr-Legend]

Jo brand has got 2 kids.

Does that mean sjhes had sex twice?

Or was it ivf /

Answers on a chip wrapper to


I done jo brand
cell number 3
the nut house
somewhere in london
England

[Buenchico]

Some of us like our women to be 'cuddley'. JB is one of the sexiest women on telly ;-)

[Dr-Legend]

She just said a good looking woman at her concert asked her to get her tiiits out!!!
Now she aint that good looking fffs


lol



" NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICEEEEEE "

[Octavius]

I know Jo Brand very well. She has had sex at least 3 times.

[CSIambleside]

..............Er............. make that 4 . I went ugly.....early !

[Dr-Legend]

Octavius
But i had sex with her once for a bag of cakes and shes got 2 kids
so are you daddy of one of her kids or are you saying im the daddy ???

" NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICEEEEEE "

[Dr-Legend]

jeez shes a bit of a bike eh ?



well


quad bike ?







" NICE TO SEE YOU TO SEE YOU NICEEEEEE "

[Octavius]

incidentally, are you not pronouncing the literary emphasis on the wrong vowel?

surely it would be NIIIIICE.

such things ought to be right, even if they aint funny. can't be doing with tardiness.

[shanx]

pheww, nowt as queer as folks ,where did that saying come from?no disrespect < is it northern .

[shanx]

anyway on that note im off to bed , hic .

[wee willie]

nite shanx

nice not talking to you

i had wondered where you'd gone, but it sounds a bit self explanatory now lol

nite sweets xxxx

[Dr-Legend]

Sorry octavius illl bow to ur greater knowledge .
you can have the opinionated old bint


happy?



" NICE TO BE NICE TO BE NICE IS NICE."

[pastafreak]

Poor jo brand..she always comes across as intelligent and witty and very funny.....but i suppose that isn't even a starting point for you guys,eh?

[Ice.Maiden]

True - and leggy, you cheeky monkey - you said you don't judge a book by its cover. Poor old Jo might not have the classical features of beauty (whatever that might be), but she IS intelligent and observant. I can fix you up with a date with her if you like??

[Dr-Legend]

Sorry she dont do oral.
So i dont care if she a skinny asss bint.

Is that me being fickle?







" NICE TO BE NICE TO BE NICE IS NICE."

[Ice.Maiden]

ROFL!!!!! Perhaps it was the wrong time of the day when asked!

[cazzz1975]

pasta, speaking from experience,trying to be learned and amusing doesnt get you far man wise if you look like the back of a tram.

Im working on the chloroform method now ;D

[Dr-Legend]

Cazzz in english plz?







" Nice nice nice nice day isnt it ? "