size of member

[SpamBammer]

sorry about the rudness, but my member is 11 odd inches when er ect, and my girl friend find it really scary and it hurt, any ideas as to what i can do ??

[~max~]

Late lol....Sorry, just been to the shop to buy extra-strenght tin foil.

[snagged]

... and something to ease the pain of your poor spine?

[~max~]

Yes, I just bought two handsome men with strong hands. They were on BOGOF.

[~max~]

Very cheap too, I only had to trade a couple of beers for them!

[~max~]

*max is thinking it's not as funny when snagged doesn't reply*
My little girly heart is a bit broken now.
:O(

[snagged]

Don't fret... I was pmsl so much I did my back in... just crawled back to the lappy :o)

[~max~]

I never fret, it's bad for my spine.

[snagged]

touch�... or should that be douche? Maybe not! lol

[~max~]

Errr no, maybe not! Ewwwww!