Colostomy Bags............

[MWB]

Are the funniest topic here in AB?

What does everyone else think?

[B00]

Christ you're touchy today aren't you knobby?

Who said I was "having a pop" at you? It was a simple question born out of idle curiousity. If you don't want ot answer, it's no biggy, im sure my life will continue very nicely without knowing the answer ;-)

As for having a go at the "cabbages" as you so fondly term them, what's the point? You say something, more abuse happens, far simpler to say nowt and just simply report the comment. I really can't be arsed getting into juvanile rows with them or indeed you or Legend.

[The-Mangler]

So you dont whinge to the ed 6 times a day 7 days a week do you hawkes

no ill think you'll find thats leg................................

[dot.hawkes]

lol no i don't whinge at the ed i email him with reasoned and considered suggestions for getting you banned from the site, infact i've just sent another one this last few minutes, apparently when you called me a c**t the ed missed it and did not actually get round to banning you because of it but the 'lying sick old cow' comment you made has been sent just now to him and maybe just maybe you will be banned directly. Not that I am telling the ed how to edit the users on here, i am just relying on his common sense.

[The-Mangler]

Will that joke be as funny when lippy has one later in life? Oh yeah,it'll probably pedro changing it anyway.........lol!

[dot.hawkes]

That actuaklly raises another question though, Why do you feel the need to bother searching in the first place?

[mrs.chappie]

I've got a warped sense of humour, but nope ..... can't see owt even remotely funny about colostomy bags.

[zzxxee]

not really especially when you have worked in care and have had to change them and some little old lady gets dead embaressed

[jackthehat]

Took your advice,legend..........

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion733892.html

A. Guest 19.23 pm.

His was the first AB post on the hilarious theory that Gormless has a colostomy bag fitted..........

So now we know whom we have to thank..........

[mrs.chappie]

I think 'jokes' to Whiffey about colostomy bags are in very bad taste, given that Whiffey's mum died of cancer of the bowel.

Personally, I feel horrible just typing that. Sorry Whiffey.