Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[pinktwink]

sure thing crazy . i will just put me knitting away

[crazycathy2]

you can put it in mamyalynne's knitting bag but be careful it doesn't get gherkin over it.

[Mamyalynne]

sliknkyk i fixed me microwave with wd40 really but switch off at mains and let evepp evop veaap oh you know what i mean

sorry tarquin coming right back

[crazycathy2]

don't you go squirting Tarquin with WD40 will you and where you put his friends???

[pinktwink]

mamya what are you growing in your microwave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazycathy2]

shush it's a secret we have to keep from matron

where do you think Tarquin's friends are pink? mamyalynne has forgotten where she put them

[Mamyalynne]

sssh they are in the understairs cupboard

[pinktwink]

have they got hold of that stuff from the microwave!!!!! think i will join them it helps with me aches at my age
!!!!
!

[Mamyalynne]

theres a bolt on the outside so only let out the number you need and keep the rest in reserve as they like these cocktails

[crazycathy2]

let's go in the understairs cupboard then..

Pink you still achey? Did you go to the drs?

[Mamyalynne]

that wd40 is good for knees etc ignore the docs who tell you its dangerous

[Mamyalynne]

her fell off table dancimg innit

[crazycathy2]

Blimey Mamyalynne hope they haven't finished the cocktails we only have another 6 vat fulls - we'll be thirsty

before the end of the weekend

Ok we'll have 1 each but if we don't like them we're putting them back and getting another one OK?

[pinktwink]

cool cocktails nothing lik ethem i'll have sex on the beach

[Mamyalynne]

doesn`t sand get where it shouldn`t ?

[crazycathy2]

well doesn't WD40 work on sand????

Pink we only have a special cocktail Mamy made it was pernod and voddy and vimto I thinkwell who knows who remembers but it's yummy

I'm off to bed now as hubby has just pulled up on the driveway.

Nite -

Last one out please bolt the rugby hunks in til next week

XX

[pinktwink]

night crazy

yes mamya but it can exfoliate your skin i reckon two for the price of one

[Mamyalynne]

clever thinking girls i like it night night all

yes ive locked em in with some food and water till caretaker comes monday morn they will survive

[pinktwink]

night mamya xxx

[Mamyalynne]

kiss pink bed calling