Monday chuckle

[Bobbisox]

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.

He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!

The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,

'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'

Bobbi x

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[daffy654]

PMSL :-)

[redman41]

Nice one Bobbisox ! Can I ring your Bell !!

[craft1948]

^ tart....

[pericat]

Good start to the week bobbi LOL

[Bobbisox]

as long as you have what it takes red,,,lol

Hi daffy : 0)

[Bobbisox]

so am I craft ,,he-he
Hi peri hunni

[daffy654]

Hi Bobbi,hope you are well.
Any more funnies like this i'd be happy to read them.I need cheering up today!

[Bobbisox]

these are the 'clean ones'.. !!!!

[pericat]

are you chanelling mrs Boswell craft

[Bobbisox]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

for Daffy...lol

[redman41]

I'm aTart with or without my Wheelchair. Have you got a bed with big knobs on like craft has ?? !!

[daffy654]

Good one Bobbi.............I can imagine someone I know doing that.lol

[Bobbisox]

crafts posh, with knobs on her bed and a glass top coffee table, wonder if she has a chiming door bell too...lol

[pericat]

Only 1 red. Bobbi I dare you how smutty but still funny can you get ?

[craft1948]

no bell bobbi......just big knockers......

[redman41]

LOL Craft !
No wonder the Builder knocks on your door a lot !!!

[Bobbisox]

nice one craft....he-he

[AB Editor]

Dear Bobbisox,

Thought I would share this with Twitter:

http://twitter.com/TheSpareEd

All the best,

Spare Ed

[Bobbisox]

omg, S Ed, thought I was in for a telling off from you.....or have I been ???
Don't know whether it is a good or bad thing to have these used in your twitter....lol