WHEN WILL THESE NUTTERS EVER LEARN?

spacedcase | 13:25 Sun 27th Dec 2009 | ChatterBank

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Can we expect to see this guy mauled and dead soon as we usually hear when the animals insticts kick in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjWBgA81LM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjWBgA81LM

EH?

Is there a point to long threads?

Home Alone 4?!! now thats just taking the Fosters isnt it?

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Zacs Id say that percentage of animals that attack their human handlers are considerably higher then those that don't would'nt you agree?

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2 happy endings out of a million terrible ones is not really worth mentioning now is it zacs?

jno

you think a million trainers have been eaten by liions? Evidence?

craft1948

I think quite a lot of people...........particularly africans may have been..........

jno

no, lions are scared of Maasai. If they see one they will detour round him.

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no, lions are scared of Maasai. If they see one they will detour round him.

So jno are you saying that the lions will avoid the on foot skinny malnourished massai warrior who's only weapon is a spear, and then go for the strong professional western hunters in vehicles bearing the best hunting rifles money can buy instead?

How do they know who's who, do the lions have a picture book with the best recomondations, tips and Hints for hunting humans?

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Yes i heard that but i also heard that unbelievable internet rumours were going up by 956 million % so just i took no notice.

jno

yes, spacedcase, I've seen it happen. Maasai are mostly pastoralists but they do still hunt lions, and the lions keep their distance.

http://www.maasai-association.org/lion.html

Lions don't generally eat humans anyway; they eat antelopes, warthogs and so forth, which are plentiful and don't put up much of a fight. (It's actually the lionesses who do most of the hunting, the males are too lazy.) They don't chase people in vehicles - they don't seem able to see them unless they get out. I've had a cheetah sit on my bonnet and peer through the windscreen at me, but still not do anything.

Starving or wounded animals may eat anything that comes walking by, however, but it's pretty rare.

spacedcase

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Cheersfor the info jno!