But if the fork ain't vibratin' you won't hear a thing no matter where you stick it . . . except for perhaps a moan.
Sound is no more produced by the ear than is light produced by the eye.
In addition to frequency and amplitude, sound (and light) has a third characteristic that clearly demonstrates that is originates from without rather than from within. The direction in which it is propagated from the source which produces it. They call it > "surround sound" for a reason.
The human body does however come equipped with a sound producing transducer, the vocal chords. Any other sound produced by the human body is likely to be accompanied by a second unmistakable sensory phenomenon . . . stink. For your information, farts are not produced by the nose. Nor is light produced by the eye (except for perhaps a small amount of infrared radiation). Nor is sound produced by the act of perceiving it, through the ear (where sound is indeed converted . . . into electro-chemical impulses for processing by the brain).
Sound need not even be heard to be perceived. In sufficient quantity and at appropriate frequencies, (30hz come to mind for some odd reason), sound can be felt. To suggest that something does not exist until or only becomes what it is once it has been detected as such is simply not sound reasoning. But in all fairness, I hear what your saying. ;o)
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