Should I cancel the holiday to Goa?

[craft1948]

http://news.bbc.co.uk...outh_asia/6161691.stm

[Count-A-Strong]

Take the rabbit, just in case.

[craft1948]

Top tip Count......

[Count-A-Strong]

Or me!

[redman41]

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

[Greedyfly]

lol

[Count-A-Strong]

My dick is so big it has a theory about Stephen Hawkins!

[jno]

four years old, that story; they've been working out since then.

[mazie]

this bit in the article made me smile, the length and breadth bit, very fitting (or not)

"Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth "

[mazie]

did you get your tree moved OK craft?

[redman41]

craft's Goanese Condom Tree

[yogi-bear]

She "boughed" out, mazie.......she never "twigged" that all she needed to do was shout...."Hi hoooooooooooooo"....and seven little men who appear to see to her bush problem :0) xx

[yogi-bear]

p.s They might just fit me.......but they'll be tight.

[McMouse]

You've got to the root of this Yogi

[mazie]

lol yogi x Do condoms come in different sizes?

[redman41]

Hi yogi ! lol

[redman41]

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

[craft1948]

Thank you yes the tree is now in the back garden.......the daughter sorted it.

[askyourgran]

Crafty take Redman on your hols with you at least you'll get a laugh.

[yogi-bear]

Hiya redman......sorry for delay in replying.......was in the garage clearing it out a bit ( ok, moving stuff from one side to another.....is'nt that what all blokes do? ) .....lol

:0)