hilarious

[hippyhoppy]

This chap wanted me to 'talk dirty' to him.. all I could come up with was 'oh the cat bought in a dead bird and the bog was blocked.. ' not entirely alluring - I must be the worst 'sexy' person in the world! not a Q just and observation ( and a realisation why the husband left! - no riviteing converstation!!)

[tamborine]

You're on the right track and you could add 'how to wash' socks/boxers/coloreds/oriental fibbers/bi-sex separates.......that should keep him on the line (pun) longer :)

[hippyhoppy]

behave tt - I'm far too old to faff about with nonsence!

[Barmaid]

Years ago when I remember eyeballchat being all the rage a friend of mine was getting quite down and dirty with a correspondent. Me and her niece were at hers one night and she was chatting away and after a while he plucked up the courage to ask her to show him her pussy. That was just too much and she let me take over (webcam was not on at this stage). So I talked the talk and wound the poor fella up to the fact that "I" would show him my pussy. At the appropriate moment, my friend grabbed her lovely black cat and we switched on the webcam. We saw a semi erect (and very small) penis - he saw three women killing themselves laughing and a black cat. He killed his webcam quicker than I could say "here kitty kitty".