Instead of upsetting a certain person by saying "moist"

[McMouse]

I'll use

boggy, clammy, damp, dampish, dank, dewy, drippy, drizzly, fenny, foggy, gooey, humid, lachrymose, marshy, maudlin, misty, muggy, mushy, rainy, roric, roriferous, sappy, slushy, soggy, soupy, steamy, sticky, swampy, tacky, tearful, teary, undried, wet, wettish.

Instead

[secretagentman]

Are we talking about not so ideal gardening conditions?

[Bobbisox]

got that out in the open then...ha-ha

[Bbbananas]

You've given it away that you've consulted a thesaurus McM - by putting them alphabetically. If you hadn't had done that, I would have thought you to be really smart ;-)

[mccfluffy]

moist....(shudders)

[McMouse]

Smart I am not salla...........wots alphabetical?

[zzxxee]

i likr squelchy instead of moist lol

[Bbbananas]

Squelch - now there's a word.

[mccfluffy]

i like 'plop' myself, has a pleasing ring to it. The other one i can't stand is 'neat penis' it actually makes me cringe

[Bobbisox]

what's a neat penis? apart from the obvious..ha-ha

[Bobbisox]

anyway thought you liked the sound of a foo-foo valve rather than a lady garden?

[Barmaid]

Fluffy when did you go from McFluff to McFluffy?!!

I am not sure that a "moist" sponge cake could be described as boggy, clammy, damp, dampish, dank, dewy, drippy, drizzly, fenny (you what?!), foggy etc

[mccfluffy]

foo foo valve makes me laugh neat penis is how sqad described his appendage, just makes me feel ill

[B00]

Thank Christ you didn't use that M word again. Though I'm still ewwwing at it used in the title of the post.

Incidently, was that "certain person" me? Or there someone else who detests it as much?

[McMouse]

My mont blanc penis quite neat fluffy

[Bobbisox]

that was her secret mission Barmy, to go where no man could go...and add a y!

[mccfluffy]

i'm on my phone bm and logged in as mccfluffy on here

[mccfluffy]

i hate it as well boo, maybe not as much as you though!

[Bobbisox]

what mushy?