Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.
Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.
There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated
A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.
Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)
and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).