Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.

Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.

There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated

A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.

Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)

and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).

Further prizes will be welcome.

[boxtops]

Nite all!

[ttfn]

Fancy that - not a prize among the staff. Same old same old. Oh good Alex got the hooter - if you honk it well it sounds like a goose in trouble ☺

[alexanderd]

if I honk? I thought that was what the hooter was for oh well here goes honk honk honk

[ttfn]

bye flicrat. Yes I was just monitoring the garden and feel better now I was itching to get that off my chest. Another drink would be loverbubbberly, if you don't mind mamya. Hic, I have had nowt to eat today either - think it might stay that way. Why does my barmy tiger need attention from mamya please?

[ttfn]

bye boxy dream tight and sweet ttfns (?) ♥

[ladyalex]

I thought you had hurt yourself with the dwarf, Ena
Matron is a whizz with the Tiger Balm...lordalex swears by her .

Stop honking, alexanderd. You got the hooter. I made an exception this week as you had made such a moving speech.

[boxtops]

ttfn, no wonder your chest is itching, you can take off the soup tureens now :-)

[alexanderd]

Sorry Ladyalex got a bit carried away there which I usually am at this time of night

[askyourgran]

Oh it seems to have thinned out a little, Goodnight boxy, It was nice to see one or two new faces tonight. ttfn I hope you feel a little better now, your fall was quite spectacular.

I'll try one of those new frappe tailcocks if I may, they seem to be making alexandered all smiles, not that he's not smiley anyway.

[ladyalex]

Good night Boxtops...sleep tight and see you next week.

[ttfn]

Great from bosoms to soup tureens and a sticky - is there no end to my shame tonight.

[ttfn]

My fall from grace do you mean gran? I am getting used to it these days. Lets have another top up - right to the top before milady comes back. Mamya is so generous gran ☺

[ladyalex]

I'm back, Ena. I'm back!

Top ups are allowed at this time.

[Mamyalynne]

Just made some nibbles for those who are peckish, Tiger Balm coming up, which bit did you hurt, do you need my chest scratcher?

[ladyalex]

Nibbles ! Excellent!
Was starting to feel faint with hunger.

Gather round and tuck in everyone.

[alexanderd]

If Gran is getting her chest scratched I think I had better avert my eyes, mind you I am as blind as a bat anyway

[ttfn]

No problem mamya, I put my pencil behind my ear and I think that is when I lost it.
My hearing aid that is. Has anyone seen it - it is digital but doesn't look like a finger.

[hetherington]

Hello all sorry i late would have got here earlier but transport across moat went missing - so had to wade through it desperate for a frappe thingyjig to warm my cockles seem to havce mnissed raffle as well darn it - need some of the wool to help out there

[ladyalex]

Pardon ?

[Mamyalynne]

Fibonnaci Frappe for Gran