Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.

Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.

There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated

A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.

Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)

and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).

Further prizes will be welcome.

[flicrat]

Good evening milady and all. I am so late I may be early for next week's party but I have brought 2 oz ( or unspecified fraction of kilogram that the mathematical genius can work out for me ) that were picked at lunchtime under the railway bridge. Sorry they are a bit squashy - it was raining steadily at the time - but stirred into the tailcocks you'll not notice.

[Borrheid]

That was me! Told you I was sick!

[ttfn]

hellooooooooo gran how lovely to see you, get a drink down you

[boxtops]

flicrat, what's in your bag, you mentioned weight but not contents?

[ladyalex]

Sorry to have been away for a while......dropped off for a bit.

Things seem to have been quite exciting, though...cowboys, trapeze artistes and the unmasking of a crocodile......


pardon?

[dozeydo]

Doo doo in the drive? Oh, your ladyship, please may I have it? I have to go to my allotment - biorhythms are telling me it's time to plant my wool seeds or they won't be ready for gathering on time.

[ladyalex]

I've losttrack of who's here and who's not. Can I have another tailcock please ?

And welcome to everyone who has arrived tonight, sooner or later.

And can you all stop bringing up the arithmetic progressions, please.

[Mamyalynne]

Glad we have soothed you to that extent Milady, Flicrat what am I stirring in the tailcocks, I may need an antidote

[ladyalex]

Feel free to collect the doo, dozeydo.

[ladyalex]

I used to have an aunty Dorothy...would she have done ?
She'sgone now, but aunty Dot was handy to have around .

[ttfn]

here you go mamya
http://www.wildlife-p...ntelopepictures1.html

[flicrat]

Sorry, Blackberries.

[ladyalex]

There's a Kudu in the tailcocks ? Is the vat big enough ?

[dozeydo]

Thank you so much, your ladyship - I will hie me off now and fill my boots with it - makes walking slightly squelchy but don't want to miss my bio slot! Thanks, everyone, for a lovely evening - hope you all sleep like cro...logs.

[alexanderd]

I didnt realise you payed vat m,lady I thought you were exempt on medical grounds because of his lordship

[ladyalex]

Good night dozeydo...sleep well, see you again next week I hope.

[ladyalex]

I don't pay VAT , Alexanderd, except on the tailcocks........which is why your salaries are all so high.

[alexanderd]

Goodnight Dozeydo please call in again when you are passing or not passing

[Mamyalynne]

Dozey, you have a big slot......................?

Ena I have enought to cope with I have my Alfie too remember

[ladyalex]

How is Alfie these days ?

I hope you haven't let him see those knitting patterns of frog dissection........now whoever thought those up really is Mad with a capital M A D