Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.

Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.

There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated

A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.

Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)

and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).

Further prizes will be welcome.

[Mamyalynne]

Pardon

[alexanderd]

I thought it was a trumpet Ive been trying to gat a tune out it for ages

[Mamyalynne]

Is it a wild front ear?

[ttfn]

Well first off I thought we were talking French - and my Davy is French - but mamya has just BSL'd me she was talking a load of old crochet. Confusing tonight iis it not?
Rather than sewing I think I shall return to logarithms and then arithmetically progress to something else - what do you think of my suggestion milady?

[Borrheid]

I think the tailcocks are reacting with the flan - matron I may need your help! I've overdone it on my first visit. I may well have to sit in the corner ...

[Mamyalynne]

Oh OH

[Mamyalynne]

Bisodol Borrheid? or a bucket

[alexanderd]

Take it easy Borheid it could be a long night ahead and it gets worse

[boxtops]

Bucket only required if people have eaten the sausages by mistake.

[boxtops]

Milady please accept this story about the crocodile, yours may be the same, this was a hot topic locally today http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11046562

[ttfn]

Boxy dont take a fence (again) Alex didn't realise you were popping back in

[alexanderd]

Sausages? I thought they were croccy doos I threw them over the wall to that lot next door, should keep them quiet for a while

[Borrheid]

....I thought that was a "little" delicacy ---- OOPS!

[boxtops]

Have a look at that link alexanderd, does it look familiar?

[alexanderd]

Boxtops so it was french after all

[Borrheid]

Pooh la la!

[Mamyalynne]

Told yer, will get my dissecting knife

[alexanderd]

checked the link boxtop thats not ours, he isnt smiling

[askyourgran]

Good evening everyone, I'm just here for a short visit, I have brought a large bag of mixed nuts to nibble on, pair of rubber gloves and a bottle of Colonel Wharsnop's prize marrow conserve.

Do we have an animal in here this evening there is a pile of suspicious looking doo doo in the drive?

[alexanderd]

Hi askyourgran, hope you are well, that lot next door must have thrown it back excuse me for a moment I will pour some tomato sauce on it and throw it back