Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.
Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.
There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated
A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.
Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)
and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).
Good evening, everyone! I have brought for the raffle the croc from the moat - it was looking very subdued when i found it and if you look at it from a distance, it looks uncommonly like a french speaking wooden log.
That is a welcome relief Noth - I don't speak any other mots - no surprise there then. Does mamya require a helping hand, I can't hear her gushing in the drinks room?
Good evening all, I have brought some sausages left over from our barbecue last week - a little curly but I blast from the flame thrower will soon reconstitute them.
My goodness what a gathering. Perhaps we should all tie ourselves together to prevent anyone going missing ?
It is a big house, you know.
Have you any spare wool, Matron ?