If i was'nt married ( or thinking of having an affair with the Doc ).....i would ask you out for a romantic meal.....perhaps even spam, egg and chips, as i really know what a woman wants :0)
Skeletor needs to put some weight on, so if you're up for a game of golf and some spam egg and chips over a wee tiple at the 19th, glad to oblige, my lovely xx
Talking of golf, I think Ryder cup starts this week.......Colin Montgomerie sticking his nose in and saying that he'll blank Tiger Woods during the competition......what do you think and who's gonna win?
lol why would coline blank tiger? mr moobs is no angel himself ;)
I think europe will win, woods and mickleson are not on form and europe has been cleaning up in terms of victories this year, the best player they have at the moment is dustin johnson