Loo Dilema!

[milly143]

Am in work and all the pipes have frozen so we have no running water. I made the mistake of having a second cup of tea and now I really need a wee! What would you do?

[jackthehat]

I'd be tempted to pi$$ in the cistern...........thereby solving two problems !! :o)

[China Doll]

'I'd be tempted to pi$$ in the cistern...........thereby solving two problems !!'

^^^ And that's why I reckon Jack is the classiest lady on here... ;oP

[jackthehat]

Awwww, shucks, CD................you've made me blush !

[mccfluff]

or pee on the pipes and defrost them

[The Builder]

............ let me through, I'm a builder ....................... Milly, go outside and get a couple of buckets of snow ....... let it melt, then toss it in the cistern ...........

[ethandron]

pity you don't have a shewee, you could go outside and write your name in the snow :)

[maggie21]

Milly Go in a bush!

That isn't a very clever idea what CD said ( unless your a boy) too wee in the cistern, I tried that once and the cistern fell off the wall. LOL

[rowanwitch]

send someone out for some bleach... squirt in pan after peeing

.but builder very sensible....must remember that one....obvious when you think about it

[milly143]

I've been. I couldn't hold it any more. I did try and fill it up with the rest of the water that was in the jug but it wasn't quite enough.

Off to get some snow!

[jackthehat]

Shovel snow down the loo.............it's more direct.

[benny3008]

We've had a water dilemma this morning too, the inlet pipe on our en suite toilet leaked overnight, went though the floor and consequently flooded the kitchen below! Oh and by the way, where did you get the water from to make your cup of tea? :-/

[milly143]

I managed to fill the filter jug up with some water that was sitting in the pipes and then it just stopped. I had two small bottles of water in the fridge too. Boss went out 3 hours ago to get some big bottles and hasn't returned yet. Although I'm not worried, I know he will only be in town shopping and eating.

[jackthehat]

If you have snow...............do as the builder suggests; collect it and let it thaw; Free and large amounts of water.

[milly143]

On to that now Jack. Got a jug of snow sitting next to the heater trying to melt.

[whiskeryron]

maggie21, I'm intrigued,why were you trying to pee in the cistern