French Translation Please

[milly143]

Was always rubbish at French and don't want to use the net.

Can someone please translate the following for me.

Have a fantastic trip! Bring me back something pretty. Love you.

(It's for my 12 year old neice so please don't change it to anything that might be rude).

Thanks!

[Sir Alec]

Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders! One of my favourite Ian Dury's.

[MarkRae]

Einstein can't be classed as witless

[Sir Alec]

Segovia!

[MarkRae]

I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late

[Sir Alec]

Really? I wish I could still do it. Unfortunately this is a rural area and I havn't as yet found a source for my truffles!

[MarkRae]

I'm Charlie, you know!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohf52vAPszM

[Sir Alec]

God, he was great, wasn't he? I've never tried Charlie.

[MarkRae]

Yes he was. I was so fortunate to see him live not long before he died. I would have hated if he had become another addition to the ever-growing list of artists that I'll never see live because they've died.

As for trying charlie, apart from two short relapses, I haven't touched it for over 20 years...

[Sir Alec]

I was lucky to see Queen on their final tour. They're the best band I've ever seen live.

[tamborine]

so I can bore you with my jollies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqQ_oAYNYc

[MarkRae]

Ah, but have you ever seen Genesis with Gabriel...?

[Sir Alec]

Mark, I love how you have politely ignored the song listed. I listened to it and it reminded me of nights at the Grafton Hotel in Bedford. The best entertainment was the drunken brawl which ended the set, with numbing regularity.
No, I only saw Genesis with Collins. However, as I said on a previous night, my favourite album of all time is The Lamb lies down on Broadway.

[tamborine]

scream and put the world to rights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpRm-p7qlY

[Sir Alec]

I'm really sorry, but I detest Weller. The Mod revival happened when I was at school and I hated them all turning up on their Vespa's with parka's on and the obligatory who 'target' on the back, which I would gladly have fired arrows into.