Snowman

[rockyracoon]

I made myself a snowman,
as perfect as can be
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
so let it sleep with me.
I made it some pyjamas
and a pillow for his head.
Last night the b@sdddd vanished
And pished the bloody bed.

Merry Christmas

[Frank97]

Lol, I like that!

[marval]

lol

[mccfluff]

i've got a great rudolf poem, might be a bit rude for ab though

[mickrog]

whats the differance between a snowman and a snow woman/



snowballs

[rockyracoon]

Go on mccfluff, censor it (a bit), I'm sure we'll get the drift of it.

[JonnyBoy12]

Very very funny! Did you make this one up, and have you any more like this? We could all do with a laugh at this time of year.

[marval]

Lament of a snowman

Did you ever wonder
Just how it felt
To be a warm snowman
Beginning to melt

My life is so short
There is no growing old
I am just existing
As long as it is cold

You all cheer the sun
And hope that it will stay
But I am just a puddle
That melted away

Black currents for eyes
Orange carrot for a nose
A pipe in my mouth
And some-ones old clothes

Will you be sorry?
When I am not here
Still, you could rebuild me
In winter next year

[rockyracoon]

Sorry jonny, I wish I was funny enough to make it up, it came as a text.

[starone]

I did this one on 7th December rocky, but no doubt lots of people didn't see it then.