oh purleeze

[albaqwerty]

why cant they just give up?

Attention,

I am Personal lawyer to Engr. Michael, who bear the same surname with you and has died in accident with his family .after all investigation even with the relevant embassy has yielded no results showing that there is no living next of kin.

I hereby solicit for your immediate response and positive committed efforts to facilitate the fund remittal of total sum $40 million USD before they get confiscated by the security firm. This fund was left behind with a firm by my late client.

Upon your positive response to this covenant, I will make all necessary information known to you. please get in touch with me through my email at ( [email protected] ) for more details.

Best Regards,

[albaqwerty]

I had fun a few years ago with a 'Nigerian' I don't open any attachments.
This one was in my real email junk thingy (see, technical I am not) :-D

[DTCwordfan]

I never heard back from Ayesha, I wonder why?

[oldmaninshorts]

Maybe she saw your avatar dtcrossword

[DTCwordfan]

Alba cried an e-ocean, her tears, like a river.
Her e-scammer promised her true love, but he was just a liar.
True love words to woo her heart,
now he has broken it apart.
The shattered dreams Alba lives with now
were all because he broke his vow.
The man behind the profile pic
was an e-scammer who knew what made her tick.
He knew just what to say to her
So he could fleece her thoroughly.
Alba's heart was torn apart by him,
which made her feel ever so dim,
to believe the lies that he told
the scammer was so very bold.
He tried to take all her money
and thought that this was very funny.
They are so cruel these plumbers,
they take you 'cos you're unawares
of what they really try to do
when they talk sweet words of love to you.
Alba's scammer is now in Gness's bathroom
Poor tonyav not knowing he is so doomed.

[craft1948]

I had fun with a Nigerian a few years ago Alba.............but he never emailed me. :-)

[Kiki-frog]

I'm a big fan of the 'scam baiters' websites, where people string these fraudsters along. This one is one of my favourites. Scroll down to see the pic they got the fraudster to send in. It's superb.

http://www.419eater.c...ml/kothapalli_rao.htm

[marval]

That is brilliant Kiki, I loved the picture.

[DTCwordfan]

very good, kiki

[Kiki-frog]

My favourite is one where the recipient tells the scammer that he is Lady Penelope and has a very important job with an organisation called International Rescue. 'She' then tries to fix the female scammer up with one of the Tracy brothers. Can't find the link tho.

[jno]

it could be genuine - there can't be many people with the surname albaqwerty.

[albaqwerty]

LOL, very good DT xx

Ayesha Qadaffi gets around, I had one once. Also had 2 from HMRC, 'dear applicant', aye right, I came up the Clyde in a banana boat.

jno, it was addressed to Mrs Keyboard :-D