Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The club has moved premises and can now be found at Nungate Towers. Take the A1 heading north and make a right turn at Giggleswick and carry on for 2 miles the gates to the Towers are right in front of you. Chubb, the keeper of the keys will be on hand to guide you to the club entrance.

For your delight and delectation this evening, we have an interesting array of goodies, sundry volly vonts, canapes and a humungous cottage pie (made from a real cottage) This evening's tailcock will be the Equinoctal Gale, guaranteed to put the "wind" in your sails.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter......

[nungate]

Please no chalk, Chubb (the keeper of the keys) will be on hand to guide you on your way.

I don't mind personally but Dyson the cleaner get's a bit antsy at general mess and marks on walls and furniture in particular (and it is so difficult to procure good staff these days)

[Mammar]

I'll put me chalk away then. It's a long time since I've been escorted anywhere so I'll make the most of it.
And DT, I'm impressed with your penmanship. Do you do verses for birthday cards, too?

[DTCwordfan]

yep and VD too....

[DTCwordfan]

Bless all the Answewrbank barmaids that have ever lived
who carried Featherlites, so knobbly ribbed,
who listened to waffle and crap I spoke
who granted the bard, a slap n poke,
who parted flaps whilst in drunken stooper
and gave the bird, to the party pooper,
the big ones, the small ones, the fat n thin
god bless slappers, that invited me in.

Bejeezus beghora, mag da horra,
Bless all barmaids, we'll shag on the morra.
big tits big ass, the ones that pass gas,
god bless the ones that Sqad and I have yet to harass,
for whisky, for beer, god bless ya m’dear,
even big sally; fer her gonorrhea.

[queenofmean]

scuse me but * runs through Nungate Tower's with my football top over my head* yipppppppppeeeeeeee :) mad moment over

[nungate]

so glad you're wearing your vest tonight, daughter mine

[DTCwordfan]

Just make sure Tony's not asleep in your bed, QoM......

[queenofmean]

he better not be in my bed DT, I'll have to get the staff to remove him

[DTCwordfan]

Night all...and thanks for the hosting, you two!

[queenofmean]

Good Night DT, see you next week :)

[nungate]

Good night DT, safe trip home

[albaqwerty]

I was lost in the Still Rooms, sorry.

I will take my leave and thank you for a lovely evening.

[nungate]

Did you sample some of our "brews" Alba?

Anyway, lovely to have your here at the Towers, remember to bring the didgeridoo on your next visit, the minstrels would love to have you join in for a "jam" session.
Safe trip home

[Mammar]

And I'm on me way, too. Much better entertainment than the tele. Tell Chubb thanks for seeing me off the premises x

[nungate]

I shall pass on your thanks Mammar, safe journey home, do come again.

[nungate]

The carriages are assembling in the courtyard ready to take any remaining guests to their homes.
All here at Nungate Towers wish to thank everyone who honoured us with their presence this evening and hope that you will join us in a sennight when the club meets again at Nungate Towers
Goodnight and safe journey to you all.

IGOR.....IGORRRRRR!! time to clear up!
Chubb! Escort our guests to their carriages and lock up when all are safely on their way.....