My boyfriend has just brought home a lobster to eat

heatherd1409 | 16:41 Sun 28th Oct 2012 | Animals & Nature

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but i don't want to kill it. He says they give it something that makes them stay alive but not feel any pain before you kill it but I want to know if there's any way I can keep it alive and maybe put him back in the sea or something. Please help asap!! x

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snags

''oh snags. unkind''

Pah... I'm sure DT took it in the way it was meant.

lady-janine

why accept a live lobster as a present if you don't know what to do with it and why ask on AB so quickly.

DTCwordfan

A Fal Lobster doesn't start off red.
It's the colour it becomes
once cooked and when well and truly dead.

joggerjayne

Creative lobster death nr. 436

Put it on the table near your lappy. It will be unable to resist looking at this thread. When it gets close enough ... slam the lappy lid on it.

snags

Derren Brown, eat your (lobster) heart out:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KLfaMV9GfI

DTCwordfan

Shame I didn't have your e-mail, Lady J, as I would send you the parody of "My Boyfriend has Just Brought Home a Lobster to Eat (pt 2)" - if you have e-contact with gness or sibbs, they have a copy...... I have asked the Ed why re the removal and maybe I could get to post it tomorrow....

lady-janine

don't have a throw away email yet DT but explore fb and find me that way. will let you know when i open throwaway email.

tamborine

Drop yabby in deep pan of boiling water & leave boiling till its RED. Or give it to someone to do for you.

Stop dithering as you're causing more suffering.

gness

Just had a text from daughter down south. She and a friend having an evening stroll by the sea....tough people down south....and she swears that they both saw a little lobster staggering towards the sea muttering.....bloody chatterbankers...bloody chatterbankers.

lady-janine

gness - long way down south unless it was lost or going round in circles because of the rubber band on it's claws.