I Remember A Teacher ......

[excelsior-1]

..... who was cross-eyed

he could not control his pupils

[tamborine]

awww put a lid on it

[Tilly2]

I stye with my little eye.

[frugalfred]

Tilly, you're making a spectacle of yourself.

[tamborine]

blinkin 'ell

[frugalfred]

I opened the door and in hopped Titian..

[Tilly2]

That made me laugh frugalfred. Good one!

[frugalfred]

Och, you list my best puns, Tilly.

[Tilly2]

Sorry, got to pince nez off. See you later.

[weecalf]

Was he from Retna Green