Bear On The Roof....

[Chipchopper]

A man wakes up in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.
So he thumbs through the yellow pages, and sure enough, there is an add for bear removers.
He calls the number and a guy says ok I'll be over in about half an hour.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his truck. he has a ladder,a baseball bat and a mean looking pitbull dog and a shtgun.

The home owner asks, what are you going to do ?

I'm gonna put the ladder up to the roof and them I'm going up there and I'll knock the bear off the roof with the bat. when the bear falls to the ground, the pitbull is trained to go straight for the testicles and not let go.

The bear will be subdued enough for me to get the bear in the cage on the back of the truck.
He then hands the homeowner the shot gun.
Whats the gun for ? the homeowner asks.

If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dang dog!!

[Gizmonster]

Haha - heard it before, but still funny :)

[MadMen]

Hahaha. Good.... but disappointing. I didn't see the 'jokes' section, and thought someone had started a thread about having a bear on their roof!

[Chipchopper]

Life is full of surprises MadMen ;-)

[MadMen]

Surely you meant life is full of disappointments..

[mrs.chappie]

Lol. :o)

[starone]

Not heard it before chip - gave me a good laugh.

[marval]

lol

[Jemisa]

Yep, I'd heard it Chip, but it still made me smile 2nd time around. :)

Jem